I Swear I'm Not a Blog

The word ‘picky’ is counterintuitive. It seems to imply that someone who is picky would pick a lot. Like they’re pick-happy, but in fact picky people rarely end up picking anything because they’re so picky.

There’s nothing like scaffolding on a rainy day.

trextrying:

T-Rex Trying To Paint His House

Cheech Marin edition

Apparently Paula Deen has an action figure. Who knew? 

*Note: This is NOT actually a Paula Deen product.

What does it say about me that I more often recognize my neighbors by their dogs than by their own features?

When parents dress their children identically, it’s not cute- it’s just lazy.

Today I got this email (more like subject line as there was no other message) from my mother. 

I panicked and desperately tried to figure out what I could have done that was so awful.

Then I got this.

Ohhhhhhhhhh.

videodads:

You can cut the tension in a Rooms-to-Go living room with a knife.

Maybe I’ve been watching too much of “The Wire”, but I could swear this delivery bag got shot on its way in.