December 2008
11 posts
I'm Convinced This Is What I Will Look Like In 50...
Don’t you feel like every time a movie comes out, it breaks some sort of record? It’s like every weekend is a ‘record-breaking one at the box office’. I don’t get it. I mean I know its theoretically possible. But something tells me the movie people are playing with statistics here. Because if it’s the same record being broken every weekend, you might as well...
Something about the month of March makes me highly uncomfortable. I think it’s the fact that it moonlights as a verb. February or July would never do that.
The moments of my life would be so much more meaningful if they came with a voice-over (preferably James Earl Jones or Morgan Freeman), or at least a soundtrack. Even just a sappy song for those times I looked out the window in the rain. I’m a deeper person just thinking about it.
I have this theory that somewhere inside them, everyone secretly wishes this too. Or at least anyone who...
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The Reason Social Outcasts Become Comedians
if you take the word humiliation, and take out the il, which sounds like the word ill (for all the pain and suffering which is solved by the therapy of comedy), you get humiation, which is basically the word HUMOR!
see how that works? ahhh, linguistics. pure math.