January 2011
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Hipster Sitcoms
After spotting a twitter trend of creating hipster sitcoms, MY FRIEND Em and I began coming up with our own.  The following are just a few of our gems. Coming to a t.v. in your local dive bar soon! Punky Pass Me A Brewster Parks and Recreational Drugs Judging Judy ‘House’ Music Ira G-Lassie Mad About Youtube I Dream of Tight Jean-nies Family Bow Ties Tweet Valley High The...
Jan 30th
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Jan 24th
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“I also read the Bible for the first time. It was deep! I liked the parts where...”
–  Lil Wayne, talking about his reading material while serving his prison sentence last year. via Pitchfork
Jan 20th
In regards to the previous post, my status has now been updated from that depiction to this…  Quite literally. 
Jan 19th
If I had a giant dragonfly sitting on my back right now, this is what I’d look like. After laying awake in bed in total darkness and silence for almost 5 hours on 7 hours of sleep in the past 3 days, I have finally conceded to the lure of my computer. Dear Mac, they say you can do almost anything. Any way you can make my eyelids heavy? Thanks.
Jan 19th
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“I think the government made Facebook in an attempt to make privacy uncool. Think...”
– Pete Holmes
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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7. Subway “prewalking,” in which you walk to the exact right spot on the platform to board the train car that will save you the most time upon exit, exists and has a name. Gotta respect. - from the Village Voice’s ‘50 Reasons to Be Pretty Damn Euphoric You Live in New York City’
Jan 17th
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Jan 14th
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Groucho Marx
Though I was not always aware of it, I grew up surrounded by a wit inspired by Groucho Marx. So when I suddenly did become enlightened to the influence behind all this household funniness, I was immediately intrigued by the brilliant Mr. Marx. If I had to pick one joke that sums up my father’s humor (and therefore also my inherent taste in comedy) it would have to be Groucho’s...
Jan 13th
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“Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m schizophrenic, and so am I.”
– although it was a long-held belief in my house that my father invented this joke, I learned today that its creator is actually Oscar Levant. 
Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
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Jan 10th
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Jeffrey Tambor Was Dr. Phil Before Dr. Phil Was...
Hank from The Larry Sanders Show (played by Jeffrey Tambor) circa 1992 Dr. Phil McGraw from Dr. Phil (played by Dr. Phil McGraw) circa 2003
Jan 7th
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