March 2012
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Do UNgrown men even exist? I can’t even imagine what they’d look like.
February 2012
18 posts
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Happy Leap Day!
I only just started celebrating and boy, are my thighs tired.
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My phone autocorrected “mail” to “email”. Sign of the times if I ever saw one.
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I’ve always been impressed by the Flintstones for having their own cereal. Not many celebrities do.
Who decided that butt should have two Ts?
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Dear Officer,
It’s not my fault I was driving so poorly. It’s impossible to dance to this new Kelly Clarkson jam without using both hands.
Sorry!
AA
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Why do beds have to be at their most comfortable when it’s time to wake up? They should sync with your alarm to make you want to get out. Science, get on that.
Today's Date is a Palindrome...
bestrooftalkever:
2.15.12
I feel like a genius for this discovery.
I’m gonna be a star! I’m gonna be famous!
I’m in the new Dr. Suess Lorax movie! Look!!
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I’ve been reading Shalom Auslander’s...
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WatchWasn’t the summer of 2nd floor shopping cart pusher enough for this city??
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Ben from The Bachelor totally looks like…
Francine from Arthur
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NB-yAyy Puns!!
Last night my friend texted me that he was at the Knicks game. The following punful conversation is what ensued.
JD: I’m at the Knicks game.
AA: Boo Detroit. Yay Fields! Or as I like to say, Landreamy Fields
JD: Fields of dreams
AA: Oh the things I pLandry on doing to him.
JD: That’s Amar’e.
AA: You’re so Carmelodramatic.
JD: I’d have Landry’s kids...
