| This is an actual conversation I just had with an MTA bus driver. |
| Me: | Is there a 7 coming soon? |
| Bus Driver: | He's in the bathroom. |
| Me: | Excuse me? |
| Bus Driver: | He's in the bathroom. Should have been here already but he had to go to the bathroom. |
| Me: | So...is he going to be a while? |
| Bus Driver: | I don't know. That's the problem with these routes. They clump them all close together and then when you have to go to the bathroom, it screws everything up. Might as well come with me. I'll get you there before he will now. |
| Who knew? |
