I Swear I'm Not a Blog

Last night my friend texted me that he was at the Knicks game. The following punful conversation is what ensued. 

JD: I’m at the Knicks game. 

AA: Boo Detroit. Yay Fields! Or as I like to say, Landreamy Fields

JD: Fields of dreams

AA: Oh the things I pLandry on doing to him. 

JD: That’s Amar’e. 

AA: You’re so Carmelodramatic. 

JD: I’d have Landry’s kids but I’m Baron. 

JD: I’m trying too hard. 

AA: You’re putting too much pressure on yourself and Jeffreezing up. 

JD: Now you’re trying too hard. 

JD: But okay, I’ll let the Bibby have its bottle. 

AA: Aw come on! That was a good one. I’m trying Dougless hard than you are. 

JD: Oh Iman, that was terrible. 

AA: Do Ewing want me to Starks going back in time to find them? Because if I have to, I will and I will Marbury you in puns. 

JD: I’m not sure but it sounds enTyson. 

AA: You’re not Frazier? Trust me, I Camby punning all night long.